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Can anyone help me out?

If you know a whole bunch of undocument immigrants who are really excited about their status and think that being discriminated against, harrassed, or on a very good day just completely invisible is an awesome way to live, could you have them call me at the office? The gentleman I was speaking with last night thinks there are hordes of these people roaming the streets (maybe wearing matching outfits like breakdance troupes?) and I just don't believe him.

Also, if you know any unicorns, can you give them the office number too?

Thanks.